The Salad Theory: Tomatoes

Tomatoes look good in crowds but aren’t much better than anything green. However, they are good practice.

How to survive a family wedding

A short guide to surviving 5 hours of pity stares and not so subtle jokes about you dying alone.


“All I do is sit at the typewriter and start hitting the keys. Getting them in the right order – that’s the trick. That’s the trick.” – Garth Marenghi

The Salad Theory

Every woman gets served a man salad during her life and it’s up to her to choose the final bite.

Letter to a Mother

A response to a letter from a mother to her childless friend, who likes to hold impractical social events – like her wedding.