The Salad Theory: Tomatoes

Tomatoes look good in crowds but aren’t much better than anything green. However, they are good practice.

The Salad Theory: Cucumbers

Cucumbers are not the ‘big boys’ of the dating world, rather a soggy, clingy cliché.

The Salad Theory: Lettuce

If the dating pool was a salad bowl we would all be drowning in lettuce.

The Salad Theory

Every woman gets served a man salad during her life and it’s up to her to choose the final bite.