The Salad Theory: Tomatoes

Tomatoes look good in crowds but aren’t much better than anything green. However, they are good practice.


“All I do is sit at the typewriter and start hitting the keys. Getting them in the right order – that’s the trick. That’s the trick.” – Garth Marenghi

The Salad Theory

Every woman gets served a man salad during her life and it’s up to her to choose the final bite.